
So, wot great plans do I have today u ask? Well, its turning out to be quite a glorious morning, so am gonna go back to sleep as I feel the fucked up period cramps coming on...Hang on
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Just as I suspected!...the monthly curse has made its way to my ovaries..I always imagine the egg (looks something like an ostrich egg in my delusions) snaking its way...tearing the protective lining of capillaries my uterus has so lovingly laid out for the homecoming. Ungrateful prick!
The Love-of-Mah_Life (LOML) called like 4 times today. He just wants to hear my voice. Sometimes life is actually worth living.
Today is a Friday..have 2 things pencilled in my diary: An orientation briefing for the Student Helpers at 2.30pm (yes...in a rare moment of chivalry...I signed up)...and rehersals for my debut as a Tamil movie "villain-commediene" later in the PM.
This seadragon is goin under...but before that I'm makin myself a nice scrambled egg to replace the one I just lost..**I hope I'm at least coming across as darkly humorous...if not, I'll settle for plain twisted**
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