PLEASE READ THESE TERMS:Y Thursday, September 30, 2004Y
11:45 pm
Have been goin on & on abt how little quality sleep I've been getting lately. Set the stage for a corny conversation today (aren't they always... with Vikz & Divs....."the V-D twins") on:
a) How 40-winking 8 hrs daily can actually help u lose that excess baggage......from a reputable source no less i.e. random 'food' rag from Coles
b) Apparently the caviar...the creme de la creme of all sleep & its magical properties comes when ur dead to the world between the hours of 10PM - 2 AM.....virtually impossible if ur over the age of 4.
So there u have it....have finally realized why I've been feeling listless this 20 odd years. And would still continue to feel that way as I cant bloody fucking drag my lumbering self to bed at such an UNGODLY hour....its almost sinful-sleeping at 10 pm...pah!!
Which brings me to the question....
Why cant humans just hibernate?
Life would look a whole lot better after six months of sleep. Heck, Sleeping Beauty had the right idea ...plus she was woken up at the end of it all with a passionate pash-fest by a handsome prince... not a freakin alarm clock!!
**Which brings me to yet another observation...
With 6 months worth of gorrilla breath, our heroine could still muster the "full service" from her bloke....HMMMMMmmmmmm.....
Am off to bed before I degenerate to more "V-D" brand corniness ;)))))
P/S...V-D is NOT a Venereal Disease in this context. Just the people I live with. Nice really. I love them. (Okay okay, I said that under duress as they read Seadragon) :)))) **Mwakss**
