PLEASE READ THESE TERMS:Y Saturday, October 16, 2004Y
2:30 am
ahh...its the season to be merry-not yet!! After all, we still have to 'endure' Halloween :)))...but judging by the deluge of Xmassy tinsel on every commercial space worth its overvalued aussie dollar, u'd not be the only one mistaking a carved pumpkin for ole' Father Nick himself.
And getting with the spirit of all things warm and fuzzy (besides my trusty laptop, who[?] on my long lonely cold nights out here in the bush has no doubt warmed the embers of my liver), I've listed my favourite things that u'd just wanna consider stuffing into my overly generous stoking:
*Some (in the range of plus 15 kilos) of premium chocolate gold bars that reeks Greek God if it were well...god. But this confectionery is amazing. Found in a little corner shop located near the "Manneken-Pis" aka statue of the pissing boy in le Brussels (i swear its called just that)its termed magic when an Almond Paradise and master chocolatiers meet. Finely shredded almonds are suspended in white chocolate ganache that has a faint whiff of rum (*cheesy laugh...hehehe*).. The chocolate coating is dark and smooth, ..Just enough bitterness to keep the filling from falling into a diabetic overload. The toasted almonds taste just like toasted almonds (surprise surprise!)... but in this environment they seem to have found their true calling....my mouth....ahh heaven!
*A Poem Pillow!...Transfer some of my favourite poetry (no, NO Plath on this one!)onto an accent pillow, to bring out the bohemian in me. Nice to snuggle up with the LOML to knock the chills off an imaginary crisp winter's night...
I'm getting impatient, so lets get to the one thing that will make me a pret-TY happy camper. Oh, and if ur under 12, or wotever age they officially teach u that the opposite sex is indeed evil, or if ur name begins with a "T" [no hard feelings, but that was the 'letter of the day' on sesame st] please kindly find the close button on ur top right hand corner.
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Well minnows, getting rid of them pesky snot filled minors was easy, no?
Lets get to the business end of things and discuss WHAT i really WANT from Santa Claus ;)
Recommended by a Dr. Laura Berman: The Hitachi Magic Wand is a great choice for novices and the more experienced. Many find the shape reassuring because it could just as easily be a back massager as a vibrator, and the stimulation is quite strong. I often recommend the Magic Wand as a great beginning vibrator.
Yep thats right folks...I want a BACK MASSAGER :))
I've even drafted a thank you note when I receive my ..erm ..gift, courtesy of ur credit card:
Dear XXXX,
Thanks for getting me that massager that really targeted the sore areas and accessed all the "hard-to-reach-places" of my back. Needless to say, my fingers are getting a well deserved break.
My new best friend is always at hand to relieve the pressure like a Shakira tune: whenever, wherever..
4 O's in 4 minutes.
As they say in the McDonald's commercials. "I'm LOVING it!!"
And since we've mentioned Maccers, its only logical to go on to mention in the same vein that "supersize" has taken on a life of its own.
Have a Merry Berry Xmas!
Lest u have an imagination in overdrive, "O" could mean that other sinful stuff...Oreos
